#Android upgrade

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Nines: If you get in trouble, I'm going be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Connor: Okay.

*later*

Hank: Connor! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Nines, whispering: Deny everything.

Connor, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[spirit-lanterns]

Android Natasha taking care of Engineer Reader honestly gives me the vibe of her being Baymax from Big Hero Six so I'll imagine her like a big fluffy and soft robot for Reader to hug

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Hehehe Baymax Natasha 🤭

Imagine how big and puffy she is as she lifts you up and envelops you in her warmth when she detects your body temperature is too low. Honestly, she probably is the equivalent of Baymax like how Stelle is Wall-E, so she can do all the things that Baymax does (and maybe more)

Imagine her acting as huge heating bed for the Engineer to snuggle up to when she’s tired and cold from working in her lab all day. Or the Engineer accidentally injuring herself in an experiment and Natasha going “on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?” With the most blank expression ever while the Engineer tries her best not to scream.

Ahhhh Android! Natasha would be so cute as Baymax! But maybe not as clueless as him as she is more aware of certain situations and is able to handle them accordingly. Also I imagine that the Engineer programs Natasha to not only be a healthcare robot, but to also be a battle robot because she can wield a bazooka.

[sloasis]

CYBERLIFE has just introduced it's new firefighter android prototype , the BK1800 ( 1.0 ) !! It is resistant to extreme temperatures , such as hot fires and cold waters . It has special biocomponent in it's right arm to withstand up to 5 tons of weight . And will always have a friendly smile and demeanor to comfort you in your toughest times ! PS . The red mark is due to a malfunction in it's synthetic skin around the optical unit . Please note that it is permanent and can not be wiped off . Cyberlife apologizes for this small impairment . It will not interfere with the androids performance .

[borrelia]

The phone itself, not how long you personally have had access to it. If you don't currently have a mobile phone but did previously, vote for that one's age at the last time you used it.

[miodiodavinci]

i mean this in the fondest way possible but salvador is like some kind of small animal that shows up on your doorstep after being caught in the rain looking as soggy and miserable as possible. if you pick him up and shake him around i feel he would sound like laminated paper wobbling. i love this guy

YOU UNDERSTAND HIM WHOLLY AND COMPLETELY..........

he is simply a pathetic little man and while he Is very much capable of looking cool every once in a while, every instance of that cool is unfortunately completely and perfectly balanced out by his uncanny ability to be emotionally Sopping Wet™

[thebladesmithmuses]

Razz didn't think his telepathy would work on androids. It was usually only organic, living beings.

Interesting.

[skybristle]

A gradient map is a set of colours set as an images' value scale - so instead of black, grey, white, it turns to whatever colours you set!

So then it'll turn this, into,

this!

Hope this helps :)

OH THATS COOL !!!! thank you for explaining :] teehee i was just curious i don't think they come in my art program but it'd be fun to experiment with

[rimouskis]

self-imposed curse (am the only person in my family without an iPhone, forever subjected to texts saying Laughed at "random text" and Liked "other random text" in the family groupchat). and yet no I would not get an iPhone even if I could swing that right now

[idol--hands]

Lore switching from Borg to Klingon…

Is that considered an upgrade?

[kyidyl]

Tumblr for the love of God stop doing this. Please. I have my apps on auto update *STOP PUTTING SHIT AT THE BOTTOM OF MY FEED* and update like a normal app. Stop with the "hey, down here!" shit while we're at it. I hate it so much. Please I'm begging you @staff to free me from this nigh-weekly torment. It makes me spend less time on tumblr bc I hate the shit at the bottom of my app.

[dancing-heart-pony]

August Art Prompts, Day 1: Sunglasses 😎

I finished a doodle & did a prompt, it’s a win:win

[homemaderaspberryjam]

Marvin is the most relatable character in the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy. I wish he made an appearance in Mostly Harmless.

[thiriumstains]

been thinking out lil scenes for my transfem connor fic and like it so cool going into her brain and being like ‘how does this bitch perceive gender’

[forgottenbones]

Why I refuse to upgrade.

[good-wine-and-cheese]

Making my case for Dr Tenma as Dr Soong in a Star Trek AU

[enigmaticpink]

I'm finally switching sides sorry android gang ✌️